so i am going to take a minute. just a minute. to
vent. i want to hold a seminar for everyone that lives on my street. the title of the seminar would be:
how to parallel park!. maybe they didn't get it in driving school, maybe they are not equipped with situational awareness, or perhaps they could just care less. needless to say, the people on my street cannot parallel park to save their lives.
i am sure some of you are confused by this accusation, thus here is my explanation. everyone on my street seems to
love parking approximately 4 ft away from either the car in front of or behind them. as a result, you have
dozens of cars with 4 ft in front,
AND behind them [which is definitely NOT enough room to park a car], and dozens of people driving up and down the street praying that someone leaves their apartment for a late night ice cream run so that you can
snag their spot, or getting really creative with your parking spots and pray that your car has not been towed when you leave for work the next morning. so people, please just pull forward [or back up] so you are closer to the car in front of [or behind] you, so that there is room for all of us on our little street. thank you.
the management.second aggravation. my new neighbors in apartment #12. all i have to say is,
i don't think you could be louder if you tried. the endless partying, yelling, tv watching, laughing, etc. at all hours of the night, is starting to get
old. i don't get enough sleep as it is, and you are not helping the situation. i even rearranged my bedroom to get my head further away from the wall we share [but that was ok, i was wanting a change anyway. see pictures below for new arrangement]. so
please sir, let me sleep,
and study, in peace. i would greatly appreciate it.
oh humble abode on hollyvale street, you have been great, but it would be a lie to say that i am not looking forward to the day when we get to part ways in a few short months.
[thank you neighbor sir, for this new arrangement]
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